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27 September 2018, 14:11 | Updated: 27 September 2018, 14:43
We hate it every time Love Island comes to an end, but it does bring out all of the Islanders desperate for those sweet (yet cringey) #ads.
Or, if you didn't go on to win the show, you might end up flogging dodgy products, with cringe selfies on Instagram...
Picture your dream sofa. You can't, can you? Because literally zero people have a dream sofa. Except for Loyal G, who thanked Love My Sofa for the sofa she absolutely loves.
And there was us, thinking the dream sofa would be one you could - y'know - sit on.
The Meg is a scary action flick about a 70-foot shark demolishing everything in sight.
However, by the look on Niall's face, he couldn't look any less interested by the giant chompers around him. You're literally a rainbow fish; sharks eat those. Why do you just look like you're having an awkward photo with your nan?
Things we'd turn to Dr Alex for advice on: medical issues.
Things we probably wouldn't turn to Dr Alex for advice on: relationships and mortgages.
At least you can call the Love Island lad on his hell-pline.
Have you ever just ate a bit of chocolate, leaned against a wall, ripped off your shirt, and just laughed to yourself maniacally?
Then you're not the only one. Eyal did that exact pose as he promoted Cadbury's. (NOTE: Eating tonnes of chocolate definitely gives you those abs. Definitely.)
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Tbh I think my face says it all tbh!! Chocolate has a strong place in ma heart ❣️ Dairy Milk Whole Nut is one of my favourite chocolate bars so I entered my own Love Island inspired bar for the new Cadbury Inventor campaign. Get involved too to win the chance of having your bar on supermarket shelves!! #dairymilk #ad #dairymilkwholenut @cadburyuk
Imagine going on to a reality show all about dating, only to have two relationships during the series, both of which failed and resulted in heated arguments.
And then imagine getting that person, Hayley, to advertise your dating app. It just makes sense, doesn't it?
(Do you remember Kieran from Love Island? Us neither, but go with it...)
This #ad features Kieran bowling down the street, looking like a proper 'ard nut. What could this be sponsoring? A new gym? A boxing match? A brand new movie starring Jason Statham?
Nope. It's advertising a café which specialises in healthy cakes. #LOGIC.
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Had such an amazing time tonight down @powerofhealthcafe , what those guys are doing is incredible and something I’m passionate about, creating guilt free amazing tasting food , from deserts to savory bites to Thai dishes you name it these guys are doing bits , make sure you check them out.. - #powerofhealth #live #longer #health #lifestyle @y14nny @yiannimize 🚙
We've seen Islanders leave the Villa and walk away with deals for protein shakes and teeth whiteners, but we have never, ever seen this.
Idris is helping you, erm, drive about town with Wyse Cars, a car and van hire company. (As long as that town you're driving about is by Birmingham and Wembley, as that's where they're situated.)