Best and Worst Jokes of the Fringe
Check out the Best and Worst Jokes of the Fringe - do you agree?
Check out the list of the top ten best and worst jokes from the Fringe...
Top funniest jokes
1. Nick Helm – “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
2. Tim Vine – “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
3. Hannibal Buress – “People say ‘I'm taking it one day at a time.’ You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works.”
4. Tim Key – “Drive Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car ...”
5. Matt Kirshen – “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.”
6. Alan Sharp – “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
7. Mark Watson – “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or naughty cuddles. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
8. Andrew Lawrence – “I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
The Best of the Worst
1. Tim Vine – “Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.”
2. Card Ninja – “I went to see this show and the guy said ‘Hey kid do you like magic?’ And I said ‘Yeah!’ So he asked if I wanted to see a trick and I said ‘Yeah!’ So he said ‘think of a number, times it by 2 and if it’s odd ...’ Oh no, he's a MATHmagician! “
3. Tom Webb – “Due to the economy, profiteroles will now be called deficiteroles.”
4. Paul Daniels - ‘I said to a fella: “Is there a B&Q in Henley?” He said: “No, there’s an H, an E, an N, an L, and a Y.”
