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The Capital Late Show with Sonny Jay 10pm - 1am
23 October 2019, 14:59
Are you the one true Falice love child? Or were you born into a life of luxury with the Lodges?
At this stage in the game, it's fair to say that the iconic parents of Riverdale are probably the messiest people in the entire town. (Well, some of them at least... Fred and Mary Andrews are excluded from this narrative.)
Four of them have been to jail, at least three of them have made money dealing drugs, two of them have teamed up to murder half the town, one of them runs a brothel and one of them has been trying to ruin the life of a 17-year-old boy for the past two seasons.
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But despite all that, we've all had a moment where we've sat there and wondered "if I was a Riverdale teenager, who would be my Riverdale parents?"
Well, it's time to find out once and for all... Oh and uh, sorry in advance if you end up with Clifford and Penelope Blossom x