How Not To Be An Absolute D-Bag On Social Media This Christmas

23 December 2015, 12:07

Christmas Jumper

Because it seems they all come crawling out the woodwork at this time of year.

With the likes of Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat, Christmas Day is just not the same anymore... it's probably due to one too many Lambrinis but it seems everybody gets a bit snap happy over Crimbo and we're basically here to say, put the phone DOWN. 

Is that amazing Instagram of your Xmas dinner essential? 

Yeah probably best to hold fire on that because trust us, nobody cares. 

 

A photo posted by Wurly (@sw_wurly) onDec 23, 2015 at 1:02am PST

 

Think twice about that Tree Shot

We get it, your tree looks great n'all that but honestly, nobody cares about that either.

Moaning about how busy the shops are

If you've had your all your presents wrapped since the start of October, probably best you keep that to yourself. And if you were the last one in Boots on Christmas Eve, we'd keep shtum too if we were you too. 

 

"The boy did good" - avoid at all costs

Lines also include 'Good haul this year!' No one likes a show-off, alright?

 

Drinking from a Christmas coffee cup? Cool, no need for a picture!

Honestly, it's JUST a cup, enjoy your Hazlenut latte rather than stressing over which Insta filter would suit it best. 

 

Does your cat look all sad in their Christmas hat? Let it suffer in silence

Again, you may have noticed a reoccurring theme now... just think twice about posting the photo.

 

Don't be THAT guy posting about your Boxing Day jog

Can we not just enjoy Christmas for what it's meant to be pls? (Yes, eating your bodyweight in cheese.)

 

Not everyone needs to see your matching Christmas jumpers btw

Okay as funny as they are, it's kind of a 'you have to be there' thing. 

 

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