One Girl Had A Pretty Crap First Date And You'll Be Thankful You're Single Now!

Poop In Handbag

We've all had pretty bad first dates - whether it's spilling wine down ourselves; falling downstairs or... Having our own poop in our purse. Oh? That's just this one girl? We see...

We love a love story. Who doesn't?

Well, we did love a love story until we saw this from Twitter user 'misunderstood worm'... And yes, she is almost definitely "misunderstood".

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The date started off normally, as you'd expect.

Then - in the words of Ron Burgundy - it escalated quickly.

From there, it hit the fan. Well, maybe it would have been more beneficial if it had hit the fan.

NO. NO, NO, NO. THAT IS NOT THE ONLY THING YOU COULD DO!

Is a second date on the cards? We definitely won't show these Tweets to him or the millions of people who will see this. Definitely. It's our little secret.

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And the moral of the story?

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