You Don't Know Me Jax Jones Feat. Raye
Ever wanted to know what the first ever Instagram post was from your favourite celeb but don't want to scroll through EVERY photo?
In true Kanye style, he got Instagram about 100 years after the rest of the celebs and his first post is...well...different. No caption and a random car. Cheers Yeezy, nice one.
“You better be watching The X Factor tonight”. Well, if Demi asks, we do it. Especially when she looks as good as this. We didn’t find leopards that sexy… Until now?!
While it hasn’t quite caught on, we’re behind you, Harry. He tried to pen this as “Deerstagram”. Maybe you could get it running on your hiatus?
You literally need to go to Selena’s Instagram profile RIGHT NOW! This doesn’t do it justice. She dances like we’ve never seen. What are you waiting for?!
He may have brought sexy back, but he’s somehow managed to take away all of the traffic too. What can this man not do?
Obviously Kim was going to slay it on her very first Instagram post, wasn’t she? She don’t need no training. We’re just shocked it’s not a selfie!
We’ve been looking for One Direction’s biggest fan for AGES. It turns out that Niall found them years ago!
To be fair, a snap with your granddad is pretty adorable. But a snap of your granddad in a personalised Ariana Army hoody? He’s so G, he’s pretty much H.
Rather than posting her squad or her unbelievable tours, Tay-Tay took some time to welcome her nan to Instagram. Our little hearts…
Kendall’s first Instagram snap wasn’t of her crazy, wild modelling life. It was at Disneyland. And we’re not even mad. Just insanely jealous.
She’s a model with her own clothing line. She’s been in countless music videos. And she’s on one of the biggest TV shows. But we like how chill her first post is.
We never thought we’d say this, but Ed Sheeran is pretty much… KING OF THE SELFIE, isn’t he? Why wouldn’t you pull that face seconds before you perform to thousands?
WHO ELSE IS FANGIRLING RIGHT THIS SECOND?! Britney chose her first Instagram post to be her and The Wanted. We have SO, SO, SO many unanswered questions.
We’re a little relieved Bieber’s life is more adventurous now, because we don’t think we could have done with years and years worth of snapshots of traffic.
Okay, we’re confused. Firstly, why does Perrie look so miserable while holding that cute dog? And why does that cute dog look so miserable while being held by Perrie?!
Aww, we wouldn’t expect any less of George Ezra. His very first post EVER was this lovely snap of his Mum! Adorableness +100 points!
We see a lot of our mates posting some tame posts. But when Shawn Mendes posts one of his cat, it someone just becomes really, really cool, doesn’t it?
This. This is why you don’t try to introduce your Mum into your TV shows. It’s not every day that an award-winning singer gets confused with someone singing to Louis Walsh, is it?
Surely it wasn’t just us who was following a few fake Ora’s on Instagram, right? She finally saved us when “the real one” joined, and we’ve loved it since.
While we should be admiring the sunshine and lush swimming pool, all we can see if that beanie. So THAT’S where his incredible hat game began.
“Back with my first true love”. Those were Cheryl’s words when she was reunited with the microphone, of course. We’re just happy about that 2002-style frame around the pic!
We seriously hope Olly Murs has kept ‘The Olly Wagon’. Imagine jumping on a bus to work on a chilly morning and that gorgeous face is there to meet you! Our heart would ACTUALLY skip a beat.
Alessia’s actual first post was one of those quote cards so we skipped one and went straight to this über smiley photo of Alessia’s knockout smile.
Rocking a Yves Saint Lauren tee and a leather jacket, Fleur posted this stylish backstage pic…we can’t really work out what she’s holding though?!
So. Damn. Stunning. Jesy chose a picturesque throwback photo of her and Perrie looking absolutely drop dead GORGEOUS! Seriously where can we get that polka-dot bow Pez?
Remember this guy? Whilst Leigh Anne was roaming around the country with her fellow X Factor finalists she took a sneaky Insta of Craig Colton.
This just goes to show that everybody starts somewhere! You know Jess Glynne right? The most Big Top 40 No.1s than ANY singer, yeah? Well THIS was her very first studio. #Inspiring
Michael went for a classic Myspace selfie. In the mirror, check! Big swooping fringe, check! Hoodie on indoors, double check!
Zac decided to show off his very own cover of Men’s Health. Well you would wouldn’t you. That day we all learnt that there is not a shirt on earth that can contain Zac’s muscles.
There is some serious band love going on in Maroon 5. Adam Levine chose to post up his very own rugged guitarist James Valentine. That hair though…
What a comeback and what a photo! We can’t help but feel a little happy about ourselves right now. The ‘Kiss Me Quick’ maestro chose his performance at the #CapitalSTB as his very first offering on Instagram.
Look how young and innocent young Mr.Hood looks in this! Aww, we just want to squish his little face!
The Years & Years frontman decided to go for a very artsy shot of some flats even adding in some hashtags, #Sunday and #Night. (we get a feeling these days he doesn’t need to hashtag his pics).
When the Queen returned to the music scene with her brand new album ‘25’, the industry had changed. So being the BOSS that she is, she opened up her very own Instgram account and released the first image of ‘25’ & it was stunning.
And just like that Luke gets one over on his bandmate. The 5SOS frontman even captioned it with ‘Haha’. The cheek of it all.
Ashton went all-out philosophical on us with this post along with the caption ‘#fath #love #peace’. What a guy!
Being the tip-top producer he is, Sigala’s very first photo posted on Instagram was his mate Fizzle laying down some fresh new tracks.
Let’s not pretend like this wasn’t one of the most exciting things to happen in 2015. After breaking away from 1D, Zayn premiered his brand new look with the cover of Fader magazine & it was magical.
We can’t even cope. Can you imagine if you were at Disney on that day. You’d be able to meet Pluto AND a member of One Direction #LifeMade
Just another day for ol Brooklyn. His first post ever was to promote his own fashion campaign! At 15 years old, we could barely get out of bed…