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14 July 2016, 17:05
You have FINALLY got away from all the nagging and you are out on your own in the big world...but they're secretly as happy as you, trust us.
Before your minds wander, let us get one thing straight. There'll be no funny business going on in this article ok. But seriously, there are a ton of things you rents want to get on with and believe it or not, YOU are in the way!
So, let's get down to it...
You know when you just can't stop watching that TV series, one episode after another? Well, your Dad has been wanting to watch both series of Chef's Table for weeks now and it is finally time!
At this point, your Nan is probably playing Pokemon Go.
Yes, they love you, but the moment you're on that plane they know it is the first step to re-decorating your space as their brand new computer room.
Trust us, you might be off to Ibiza to have an insane time full of good music, top DJs and sun but your Mum and Dad like to get as crazy as you do.
Frank Sinatra...all day, err'day.
The most annoying thing about this is they'll 100% go somewhere so much hotter and fancier than you. But then again you get to see Martin Garrix in the club soooo....
We don't really know what they get up to do we. Maybe they still have their mates over and do all that pyjamas and popcorn thing still.
Why is it that EVERY time you ask for a pizza or curry they're all 'i'm not made of money' but the moment you leave they're up to their eyeballs in chicken korma.
Aww, you gotta love them really.