The "sex was invented by" meme is the most accurate thing you'll see today

25 July 2019, 17:18

The 'sex was invented by' meme is going viral on Twitter. Picture: Pexels, Polydor

By Katie Louise Smith

FACT: God did not invent sex, the Jonas Brothers did when they removed their purity rings.

The internet is currently locked in an intense battle to try and figure out exactly who invented the concept of sex and it's already become one of Twitter's finest moments in 2019.

On July 20, a tweet shared by @livingforjc went viral, reading: "Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating."

The tweet gained over 52k likes and 15.6k retweets in five days and the controversial religious statement was soon turned into a meme with thousands of people disputing the claim.

Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.
— Kristin (@livingforjc) July 20, 2019

Of course, the internet reacted to that tweet in the only way they know how: by stating facts, providing receipts and proving the bible wrong.

But the question still remains, who actually invented sex? And when did they invent it? So many claims for such a bold statement. Was it the music industry at large with their sex bops and suggestive lyrics? Was it the Jonas Brothers specifically? Was it America's Ass Chris Evans? Was it 'mature' rated WattPad fanfics?

Here are your worthy candidates.

It's the summer of 2006 and Brendon, Ryan and Spencer invented sex with a lyric about sweat.

sex was created by panic! at the disco when they released lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. https://t.co/8gEzmbs7Aw
— ☁︎ elaina. (@urieschlorine) July 22, 2019

Sex absolutely did not exist until One Direction did this.

sex was created in 2012 when one direction said “i want you to hit the pedal heavy metal show me you care” https://t.co/gpulyL9RTe
— miles (@80SFLICKER) July 23, 2019

Harry Styles is a true ally.

sex was created when harry styles changed the lyrics of rock me by one direction from “rock me” to “fuck me” at one direction’s take me home tour on june 28th, 2013 https://t.co/PhCAmeVsM9
— 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊. 🍓 (@babyhoncys) July 23, 2019

It's 2019, sweetie! Keep up!

Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife and me, the woman they met on Bumble. https://t.co/3Ujwkn8dHM
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) July 22, 2019

This same situation is open to any and all sexual orientations.

Sex was created by God, for an awkward interaction between me and a boy I talked to on tinder for 3 days. Not for a married man and woman that are trapped in a loveless marriage. https://t.co/oSEChfpKDJ
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) July 21, 2019

Points were made. But they were made by Matty Healy ONLY.

sex was invented in 2012 when the 1975 said "if we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck" https://t.co/Rx25pONRgk
— birthday laura!!!! (@undoangeI) July 22, 2019

The world now only acknowledges two eras: Before Jennifer's Body (BJB) and After Jennifer's Body (AJB)

Wdym? Sex didn’t exist until 2009 when this kiss between Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox happened on Jennifer’s body. https://t.co/g39fYmIP2W pic.twitter.com/fOZNMPfp5p
— satan (@MARVELOLOGY) July 24, 2019

Halsey was ahead of her time.

sex was created by halsey in 2015 when she wrote the lyrics “and if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight” https://t.co/gIyTIQPmQQ
— katherine🧚🏻‍♀️ (@cherygloss) July 22, 2019

Sex would honestly be nothing without the disco stick euphemism.

sex was created by lady gaga in 2008 when she said “let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick”. https://t.co/SqZ3SIfPIq
— jack (@fkajack) July 23, 2019

Let the records state that the removal of the purity rings marked the invention of sex!

Sex was created by the Jonas Brothers when they stopped wearing their purity rings https://t.co/iJK73NMxv6
— jυѕт jonaѕ (@justjonasthings) July 24, 2019

A sun-soaked nautical sexual awakening for us all.

sex was created by lily james and josh dylan singing why did it have to be me in mamma mia 2 https://t.co/EU22DYMsPW
— amy 🕊 (@rlandsbindaclub) July 23, 2019

Well, Chris Evans is the human embodiment of God, so...

sex was created in 2005 when chris evans wore only that towel in fantastic four, for the gays. not for a husband and wife. https://t.co/BUPAD8pdpC
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) July 25, 2019

These are the facts.

sex was created on wattpad what you talking about https://t.co/7PfktKTDOp
— 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫 ◟̽◞̽ (@Tomlinbucks) July 22, 2019

Case closed.

sex was invented by lana del rey in 2012 when she wrote down the words 'my pussy tastes like pepsi cola' https://t.co/SIkWQ5AgKj
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) July 21, 2019