The "No gay has" meme will make you question your sexuality
13 March 2019, 15:21
The relatable "No gay has" meme is killing the internet right now.
2018 memes have nothing on the best memes of 2019. Who is she? We don't even know her… In this month alone we've had the "Summoning Circle" meme, which has been making all our wishes come true, and the "I got the horses in the back" meme which inspired the hilarious "Yeehaw challenge" on Tik Tok.
Now it's all about the "No gay has" meme, which has spread even further than LGBTQ+ Twitter. The idea is pretty simple, people are just listing qualities that are a mark of success but are seemingly impossible for gay people to have, based on stereotypes.
Apparently, it all started on Tumblr before it trickled down to Twitter. Luckily we've found some of the most hilarious ones for you to check out here.
It started with people just listing five attributes.
No gay has all five:
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) March 7, 2019
- hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
No gay has all five:
— Corey Barker (@CoreyABarker) March 7, 2019
- Left Arm of the Forbidden One
- Right Arm of the Forbidden One
- Left Leg of the Forbidden One
- Right Leg of the Forbidden One
- Exodia the Forbidden One
No gay has all five
— Liam (@liamleewashere) March 8, 2019
-good grades
-can drive
-not caffeine addicted
-enough plants
-can math
No gay has all 5:
— 🦊🇵🇷The Devil Wears Nada🇫🇲🦊 (@ChocoLatino_) March 13, 2019
Good Dancer
No Debt
Is Cute
Good Taste in Music
Confidence
No gay has all five:
— bacon boy (@saltyandfat) March 7, 2019
-good skin
-beard
-drivers license
-tolerance for dairy
-friends
But eventually it grew.
No gay has all twelve: pic.twitter.com/xPTDmpmonh
— Dr Nick (@NichSmith) March 11, 2019
No gay has all six:
— John Robert Allman (@Johnny_Allman) March 10, 2019
– three bucks
– two bags
– one me
no gay has all ten:
— keaton kilde (@keatonkildebell) March 12, 2019
- the chanel boots
- unpublished harry potter manuscript
- sandwich with $8 worth of jarlsberg
- cerulean sweater
- onion bagel
- florals for spring
- girded loins
- a cube of cheese
- 10 or 15 skirts from calvin klein
- the “book”
And sometimes it doesn't even require that many.
No gay has all 4:
— Monopoly Phonic (@MonopolyPhonic) March 12, 2019
• Iced tea imported from England
• Lifeguards imported from Spain
• Towels imported from Turkey
• Turkey imported from Maine
No gay has all three:
— ☆*:.｡. Is she okay?.｡.:*☆ (@DeborahCredit) March 12, 2019
Property
Good Credit
A basic understanding of numbers
Fresh breath
no gay has all ten:
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 13, 2019
I can't count this high
