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7 June 2019, 17:36
Abigail The Creepy Doll is here to eat our souls.
You’ve seen the horror movies, right? Those ones where there’s a storyline that goes something like this: family voluntarily brings really freaky looking doll into their house for some reason and then are SHOOK when weird things start to happen. Why do people do these things? It’s like when in every horror movie ever when the protagonist hears a terrifying noise coming from a basement/bathroom/bedroom and then decides to go willingly go towards the noise instead of RUNNING THE HELL AWAY.
Anyway, if you’ve ever wondered if these things could ever possibly happen in real life, they just might. The internet is losing it after a Twitter user Nerdy Vixen (@TheNerdyVixen) shared photos of very creepy doll that she found in an antique store.
“So, I saw this doll at an antique store a few months ago,” she wrote. “I kept thinking about this doll, seeing its face in my head. I decided it was time to bring it home today.”
So, I saw this doll at an antique store a few months ago. I kept thinking about this doll, seeing its face in my head. I decided it was time to bring it home today. pic.twitter.com/gFTpoARABq
— Ⓝ𝕖𝕣𝓓Ƴ 𝐕ιˣ乇𝐍 💞😻 (@TheNerdyVixen) June 1, 2019
Can you post an update tomorrow morning just so we know the doll didn't murder you in your sleep?
— AshPop (@BarbiturateCat) June 2, 2019
It's gonna be that doll faking an update.
— Libster (@lbst201) June 2, 2019
We've all seen this movie. We know how this ends. Blood and screaming and terror and death. pic.twitter.com/L1o5h2iK3b
— Christina Snider 🏳️🌈 (@ThenStinaSays) June 1, 2019
then it walks outside, credits, post credits in a new house.
— Cluetube ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ (@Cluetube) June 2, 2019
she dun started a whole new horror franchise, and like 36 sequels, a long azz break, then a reboot.
Um, you putting it on the porch to sleep? I recommend putting it on the porch to sleep.
— Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 (@mcgarrygirl78) June 2, 2019
this is a rookie mistake, she’ll be up all night listening to its feet pitter patter up and down the side of her house and in the morning the neighbor’s dog will be hanging from the nearest tree by its entrails
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) June 2, 2019
And in the morning you find an open front door, a wet trail through the house to the shelf next to your bed, and written in mud on the wall the words "tonight is your turn"
— ConanOfLibraria (@ConanOfLibraria) June 2, 2019
I’m so honored and overwhelmed by all of the love I’ve gotten! You all understand that I’m not a monster.
— Abigail: The Totally Not Haunted Doll (@abigail_haunted) June 4, 2019
My new friend, Tweety! He was adopted into this family first. https://t.co/SitAOhoPRX pic.twitter.com/10JkcD1AwS
— Abigail: The Totally Not Haunted Doll (@abigail_haunted) June 6, 2019
— Wells Farjoe (@Wells_Farjoe) June 3, 2019
I saw another art enthusiast so I figured I’d mention this classic: pic.twitter.com/hObVJhdBxY
— MikeySNES will work for #Nindies (@NindieNexusMike) June 3, 2019
you pic.twitter.com/qlyuFdlymE
— zaki (@ZakGhaliAZ) June 2, 2019
— mariana r. maldonado (@ruby__maldonado) June 5, 2019
You may not survive the night.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) June 2, 2019
You: “Aww, this doll is cute!”
— X (@XLNB) June 2, 2019
The Doll: “ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶦⁿˢᶦᵈᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵃᵘⁿᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵃʳᵗʰᵎ”
You: “What?”
The Doll: “Nothing.” pic.twitter.com/uzk6LPXeuq
Hmmm...what is going on here? #Abigail pic.twitter.com/Ee8LGgArH9
— Ⓝ𝕖𝕣𝓓Ƴ 𝐕ιˣ乇𝐍 💞😻 (@TheNerdyVixen) June 6, 2019
Someone pray for our souls.