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26 November 2014, 16:34
One day you're nodding your head along to 'Shake It Off', and the next you're scribbling the number 13 all over your notebook and dishing out advice using Taylor Swift lyrics...
Becoming one of the #Swifties isn't just something you can do overnight. You are WAY more than a regular fan, someone who occasionally says 'I like this song' when a Taylor Swift track comes on the radio.
Being a member of Taylor's Swifties is a WAY OF LIFE, and although you may not realise it at the time, whenever you apply some red lipstick or choose to sit in seat number 13 at the cinema, you're slowly but surely becoming a Swifty. Have any of these signs of Swiftdom ever happened to you?
Sure, your other non-famous cat may not like it when you carry them like a clutch bag but TOO BAD.
Your mum's shoe size? Not a clue. Taylor's? Why, that'll be 8 and a half.
IT'S HAPPENED ONCE. IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN.
You seriously dream of the day you arrive at JFK airport with 'Welcome To New York' blasting in your headphones.
Haters gonna hate, after all.
And that is your god-given RIGHT. Socialising is overrated anyways.
You stir your tea for 13 seconds, you'll only sit in seat 13 at the cinema, you probably even keep your friendship group down to a manageable 13 members.
Because that’s just the person she is. And she is ALWAYS #TayLurking.
Tumblr has become WAY more fun with her around. And also, #TayLurking.
BONUS POINTS: You've slipped the phrase 'No it's Becky' into at least 70% of the conversations you've had in the last week. Stealthy.
Well congratulations. If you've come this far, you're definitely a Swifty. Now, get back on Tumblr and start looking up flights to New York, STAT.