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11 November 2014, 13:38
Has Taylor Swift just delivered the best music video of 2014? HELL YES SHE HAS.
As if you needed anymore confirmation, 2014 has just become the year of Taylor Swift. While we were still awkwardly dancing away to 'Shake It Off', Taylor decided to grace us with her new music video for 'Blank Space', the second single from '1989'.
In a nutshell, IT WAS NOT WHAT WE WERE EXPECTING. Mainly because we are now equal parts in love and in fear of Miss. Swift. But in case anyone ever thinks it's a good idea to cross her, here's 10 helpful reminders to just not.
Only Regina George can pull off the whole 'cut out boob' thing. You cannot.
Do you really think Taylor will let you continue to enjoy cake after crossing her? Uh-uh honey.
Enjoy having to re-start the Kim Kardashian game on the E list, loser.
Prepare for some serious resentment, because with Taylor as an enemy, Meredith and Olivia Benson will be adding you AND your pet to their Burn Book.
You may need to start wearing a helmet 24/7, just to be safe.
"NOT CALUM'S FACE. NOOO" - You.
You don't deserve nice trees anymore. Don't pretend that you do.
Taylor's a biter. Good to know.
Or you might just think she's poisoned all of your snacks.
HER EYES ARE BURNING INTO OUR SOUL.
So yeah, it's probably best you remember all this next time you try and sass the Swift.