“The Fries Had A Plan”: Kanye West Has Written A Poem About McDonald’s & It’s Weird AF

22 August 2016, 11:10

Kanye West Mcdonald's

It’s pretty much the most ‘Kanye’ thing you’ll read all day.

The thing we love most about Kanye West is that you absolutely do NOT know what he’s going to come out with next, but a poem about McDonald’s certainly wasn’t it.

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No, you didn’t read that wrong. He’s written a poem…. About McDonalds.

Kanye penned the exceptionally bizarre ode to the fast food chain for Frank Ocean’s Boys Don’t Cry Magazine, and we’re a little bit obsessed with it. 

The poem goes:

McDonald’s man

McDonald’s man

The French fries had a plan

The French fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the French Fries had a plan

The French fries had a plan

McDonald’s man

McDonald’s

I know them French fries have a plan

I know them French fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the French fries plan

I always knew them French fries was evil man

Smelling all good and s**t

I don’t trust no food that smells that good man

I don’t trust it

I just can’t

McDonald’s man

McDonald’s man

McDonald’s, man

Them French fries look good tho

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them French fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie

 

WOW.  We honestly don’t even know where to begin.

We love McDonald’s but this is a little too far even for us… 

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