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13 November 2014, 11:10 | Updated: 18 November 2014, 11:34
We love Jessie and her MANY faces, so we're celebrating in the only way we know... with GIFs!
Jessie J has more faces than we have pictures of Harry Styles, so we thought it was best we provide you with a handy guide to help you work out what each of Jessie's faces REALLY mean....
What it actually means: "I don't understand the joke you just made but I'm gonna go ahead and pretend I did so neither of us are embarrassed".
What it actually means: "Hurry the hell up, my jaw is aching from smiling."
What it actually means: "This does not end well for you, my friend."
What it actually means: "I'm going to crack and tell you this person's secret in approximately 30 seconds."
What it actually means: "My hair's been slicked back so tight I think my brain is about to explode."
What it actually means: "I haven't had a snack break in over 30 minutes, and this is by no means OK."
What it actually means: "I'm going to unfollow you on Twitter."
What it actually means: "I can't wait to go home and binge watch 10 episodes of Scandal."
What it actually means: "You look like a guy who has a dog that I can play with."
What it actually means: "I would really like to run away from this situation, but my heels are too high."
BONUS: Oh that Jessie, she literally can't stop pulling funny faces. Never stop, babes.