52 lyrics from Lana Del Rey’s Norman F*cking Rockwell for your next Instagram caption

5 September 2019, 21:25

By Marianne Eloise

Want to show your crush just how sexy and moody you really are? Look no further than the Venice Bitch, Mariners Apartment Complex and Doin Time lyrics...

Lana Del Rey’s sixth studio album Norman F*cking Rockwell is finally out, and it’s maybe her best one yet. It sees Lana maturing into her dreamiest, most musically evolved self, opening up emotionally in a way that she never has before. It’s infinitely relatable – that is, if you’re lucky enough to relate to cruising around LA heartbroken in a convertible.

The album is full of heartbreaking bops for you to sit looking out of the bus window wistfully to on your way to work, but it’s also a goldmine of deep Instagram captions. Want to post a thirst trap? A couple’s pic? A hint that you’re mad at someone? Well, Lana Del Rey, aka the queen of throwing shade and conveying vague, dreamy, threatening vibes, is here to help.

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Here are 52 lyrics from Norman F*cking Rockwell to turn to the next time you’ve got a bikini pic to post and want to get all deep about it:

When you post a vacation thirst trap...

“Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness” – Mariners Apartment Complex

“Ice cream, ice queen” – Venice Bitch

“As the summer fades away, nothing gold can stay” – Venice Bitch

“I moved to California, but it's just a state of mind” – F*ck It, I Love You

“California dreaming, I got my money on my mind” – F*ck It, I Love You

“Baby, I was doing nothing the most of all” – The Greatest

“Sometimes girls just want to have fun” – Bartender

“I'm the bolt, the lightning, the thunder, kind of girl who's gonna make you wonder” – Mariners Apartment Complex

“It's me, your little Venice bitch” – Venice Bitch

“The bar was hot, it's 2AM, it feels like summer” – Happiness Is a Butterfly

“The poetry inside of me is warm like a gun” – Bartender

“I miss Long Beach and I miss you, babe” – The Greatest

“We'll do whatever you want, travel wherever, have fun” – California

“It turns out California's more than just a state of mind” – F*ck It, I Love You 

“Catch a wave and take in the sweetness” – Mariners Apartment Complex

When you’re going through something...

“Don't ask if I'm happy, you know that I'm not but at best I can say I'm not sad” – Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It

“My baby used to dance underneath my architecture” – The Next Best American Record

“We didn't know that we had it all but nobody warns you before the fall” – The Greatest

“I guess that I'm burned out after all” – The Greatest

“I've got monsters still under my bed that I could never fight off” – Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It

“You don't ever have to be stronger than you really are” – California

“You don't know the half of the shit that you put me through” – Norman F*cking Rockwell

“Maybe I'd get less stressed if I was tested less like all of these debutantes” – Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It

“I want shit to feel just like it used to” – The Greatest

“I wanted to reach out but I never said a thing” – California

“I f*cked up, I know that, but Jesus, can't a girl just do the best she can?” – Mariners Apartment Complex

When you want to drop hints to that special someone...

“You f*cked me so good that I almost said, ‘I love you’” – Norman F*cking Rockwell

“If I wasn't so f*cked up I think I'd f*ck you all the time” – F*ck It, I Love You

“If you hold me without hurting me/you'll be the first who ever did” – Cinnamon Girl

“All of the guys tell me lies but you don't” – How To Disappear

“Whatever's on tonight, I just wanna party with you” – The Next Best American Record

“I just wanna dance with you” – Happiness Is a Butterfly

“Honey, you don't ever have to act cooler than you think you should” – California

“So many things I would say to you” – F*ck It, I Love You

When you want to throw shade at a boy...

“God damn, man child” – Norman F*cking Rockwell

“You try to push me out, but I just find my way back in” – Cinnamon Girl

“If he's a serial killer, then what's the worst that can happen to a girl who's already hurt?” – Happiness Is a Butterfly 

“Self-loathing poet, resident moral, can you know it all?” – Norman F*cking Rockwell

“There's things I wanna say to you, but I'll just let you live” – Cinnamon Girl

“Do you want me or do you not?” – Happiness Is a Butterfly

“If he's as bad as they say, then I guess I'm cursed” – Happiness Is a Butterfly

For those loved-up couple pics...

“You lose your way, just take my hand” – Mariners Apartment Complex

“If you weren't mine, I'd be jealous of your love” – Venice Bitch

“F*ck it, I love you” – F*ck It, I Love You

“In the car, in the car, in the backseat I'm your baby” – Love Song

“In your car, I'm a star and I'm burning through you” – Love Song

“You made me feel like there's something that I never knew I wanted” – The Next Best American Record

“Our love's sweet enough on the vine” – Bartender

“All of the guys tell me lies but you don’t” – How To Disappear

“I love that man like nobody can” – How To Disappear

“Dream a dream, use the scene, touch me anywhere 'cause I'm your baby” – Love Song

“The taste, the touch, the way we love” – Love Song