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Capital Breakfast with Roman Kemp 6am - 10am
We're pretty much just filling your brains with the wittiest wordplay you'll ever see... Who are we kidding? Prepare for some stupid pictures and even stupider puns!
Look, we know we're not the first to say this - even Madonna asked if she gets confused for coffee sometimes - but it's still pretty adorable, right?
We're just saying if every flying bug had that face, no-one would have to do that embarrassing flail trying to escape them! We'd get stung by him any day.
We're hoping that if there were two Kanye's, like this, we wouldn't have to wait so long for 'SWISH'... Or 'Waves'... Or whatever it's going to be called next!
They're the biggest girl band in the world. Literally, by the looks of it. It would make doing world tours a lot easier for them!
Even if the Cambridge-based group did turn up to all of their performances all grubby and dirty, it still wouldn't be as bad as that phone advert they did!
To be fair, we can't even joke about Flo Rida - whether he's riding or walking, he's still 1,000% times cooler than some of us. Sigh...
We could have just done the whole gallery on these, couldn't we? Blue 5. Green 5. Orange 5. Grey 5. Red 5. Scarlet 5. Burgundy 5. Okay, you get the idea, don't you?
We highly doubt we could every 'Forget You' if all of your performances were as mysterious as this, Mr Green.