We Weren't Keen On Kanye's 'TLOP' Cover... So We Made A Few DODGY Adjustments...
'The Life Of Pablo'? Who even is Pablo?! Was that, like, his cat? Who cares? All we know is that after Kanye revealed the artwork for the album, we HAD to get straight on Photoshop...
1. Tuna Lettuce Pickles Onions
Kanye isn't one to hide his personal life, is he? So 'TLOP' seemed like the ideal time to share some gossip, like... What he likes in his sandwiches!
2. Tonight Let's Order Pizza
To be fair, we wouldn't even care what songs Kanye recorded for this album - the title alone would win us over, to buy it...
3. The Life Of Pi
Does Pablo have an Academy Award-nominated movie based on his life? No. Does Pi? Er... EFF YEAH! Case closed, really.
4. Turn Lights On Please
Rumour has it that Kanye west is really scared of the dark. Who can blame him? We are too... Wait. Did we just say that out loud?
5. Turtles Looking Older Probably
Mr West gives us a very insightful, wise insight into the states of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bet they couldn't do backflips anymore, to be fair.
6. Taylor Lautner's Out Peeing
Wouldn't it be SO cool that at the same time you play this album, somewhere in the world, the 'Twilight' actor is actually having a wee-wee? Simple things...
7. TOWIE's Legit Overly Powerful
He does have a point. We once saw Arg struggle to get in his shirt. Gemma's favourite wine wasn't behind the bar, and... Great. Now we're getting emotional.