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9 Reasons Chris Brown's Instagram PROVES He's A Superhero!
Forget Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker, we're 99% sure that Chris Brown is ACTUALLY the next big superhero! Just take a look at his Instagram and you'll see that it's litter with clues about his superhero alter ego.
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1. He's got super-speed
Just look at The Flash and you'll realise that any superhero worth his bacon has to be quick to bring villains to justice. (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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2. He's (almost) nailed camouflage
You'd have to be a pretty rubbish superhero to be blatantly spotted by the bad guys. Breezy's been secretly practicing his camo look, but he STILL can't lose those trendy jackets. (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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3. He's got a fast ride
What superhero wouldn't have a fast car? Batman's got his Batmobile and Chris has his Lamborghini... which we've decided to call the Breezy-mobile. (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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4. He looks good undercover
If The Dark Knight has taught us anything, it's that incredibly rich superheroes go to formal parties - and Chris looks smokin' hot in a tux. Move over Bruce Wayne, there's a new smooth mover in town! (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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5. He's ALREADY got a sidekick
Batman and Robin might be the most famous superhero and sidekick combo, but give it a few years and Chris' daughter Royalty will be whoopin' ass with Breezy! POW! (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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6. He's a worldwide hero
Pitbull might claim to be Mr Worldwide, but with Chris flying off on his own private jet all the time, we're sure he's an international superhero. (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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7. He's totally fearless
Nobody wants a coward as a superhero, and judging by the amount of ink dotted over Breezy's body, this man has no fears when it comes to pain! (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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8. He can TOTALLY fly
We never twigged when heard his track 'Flying Solo' - but this photo proves it. Chris Brown can fly! Move over Superman. (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
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9. He's got a LOT going on!
Whether it's ladies, money or bad guys, there's always SOMETHING going on in every superhero's life. We're 99% sure that this photo was Breezy's subtle way of coming out to us as a fully fledged crime-fighter. (Picture: Instagram/chrisbrownofficial)
