Paris (Charlie Lane Bootleg) The Chainsmokers
Capital Breakfast's Des Clarke is racing a cow to prove that once and for all he is faster than it. Check out the tale of the tape below.
Des is Adement he can outrun a cow in a race. Jennie doesn't think he has a chance. Check out the tale of the tape below & decide who you think measure up as the favourite in this race.
Breed - Barely Human
Legs - Hairy
Top Speed – Depends who's chasing him.
Previous Honours– Gorbals running champion, Half Marathon & 10k finisher.
Running Style – Fast out the blocks like Usain Bolt after a bad curry.
Inspiration – Kriss Akabusi, Alan Wells & Bruce Forsyth.Weight - 70kg
|Daisy The Rapido Cow
Breed - Lim X
Legs - 4
Top Speed – 23 mp/h
Previous Honours– Grass eating Champion 2012.
Running Style – Mazy & uncoordinated.
Inspiration – Utterly Butterly Cow & The Wall Street Bull
Weight - 750 kg