Solo Dance (Remix) Martin Jensen
We know, we know - it's SO, SO, SO tempting to give up on Dry January, but... Hear us out! With the Help to Buy: ISA, we're helping you save (and just think of all goodies you get after!)
He's released four studio albums, four compilation albums, one EP and 45 singles. Just try and tell us you don't want to go back to the 'Baby' days where he's dancing in a bowling alley with Ludacris - that's much better than that pint, right?
Have you still got a Harry, Niall, Liam and Louis-shaped hole in your heart? Good. So it's not just us. Just think of how much tears and snot and whatnot will flow until the four lads get back together!
Okay, if you don't want these tickets (which you obvs do), we'll have them! It's set to be one of the biggest and most impressive European tours of 2016. Plus, the dates don't start until mid-March, so you're definitely allowed a drink then! (Picture: Splash)
Admittedly, saving for this month alone might not get you the finest tattooist, but who doesn't want to say they've got the girls on their chest?! (And to think, you usually get these tattoos AFTER all of the drinking. Not before.) (Picture: PA Photos)
In the past, we've had the likes of Jess Glynne, Avicii, Miley Cyrus, Pharrell Williams and Taylor Swift. Just think, you could actually spend time with them, rather than going to the pub with your mates (who you see ALL the time). We know who we'd pick! (Picture: PA)
We've all seen someone whizzing around on one of these, but they'll look to you like a GOD when you're gliding with one on each foot. We don't even think the likes of KSI has two, so - yeah - that would make you kind of a big deal.
We don't wanna get you TOO excited for music in 2016, but... WHO ARE WE KIDDING?! With albums being released from Kanye West, Ariana Grande, Martin Garrix and Rihanna (eventually) you can make sure you've heard every. single. song. before your friends have. That's bragging rights right there.