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Whether you want a slow dance with Justin Bieber or a twerk with Miley Cyrus - these are the mind-blowing appearance fees that your favourite A-listers charge to turn up at your party.
The last solid figure we could find for an appearance from Biebs himself was a MILLION dollars... But with a horde of newly converted Beliebers spanning the globe, we're sure he's charging much more in his 'Purpose' days! (Picture: Getty)
Yes, you read that right... 8 MILLION DOLLARS! That's the price Westfield paid her to switch on the Christmas lights at their mall in Stratford, East London, back in 2012. If you want RiRi to flick the switch on your fairy lights at home, you'd better start saving! (Pic: Getty)
He might be taking his sweet time releasing his third album, but in the meantime you can expect to fork out $1.5million to get a live rendition of 'Uptown Funk' at your nan's 80th next month - but we're sure she'll love you even if you can't get the 'Treasure' superstar down the local Working Men's Club.
We've seen so many pictures of Miley making it rain with fake dollar bills on her latest tour... but judging by her $1.5m+ appearance fee, maybe that was REAL cash? (Picture: Instagram)
Oh Kanye... we thought $500,000 was a pretty low figure for the world's most influential person (his words, not ours), but when you think about how long his speech would be at your BFF's wedding, you might actually be getting value for money! The president of Kazakhstan paid $3million for a private show - but we dread to think how long that lasted! (Picture: Getty)
It's no surprise that Adele's time is now worth half a million quid - she's got one of the best and most loved voices on the entire planet! (Picture: Getty)
It's estimated it could cost you between $350k and $700k to get Mac and Ryan to appear at your next party. With a price tag that big, you'll be shopping at the Thrift Shop for the rest of your life! #ouch (Picture: PA)
We're not gonna lie, we'd happily pay over half a million dollars just to get Drake doing the 'Hotline Bling' dance with the lads. Money well spent. *searches behind the sofa cushions for loose change* (Picture: Rex features)
Getting Nicki Minaj to your work party? $250k. That look on Stacey from HR's face when she gets a "What's good?" for stealing Mark from Accounts away from you at the Christmas party? Priceless! (Picture: Getty)
Back in 2010, the former Disney megastar charged a cool hundred grand to show up at your party... These days? We dread to think how much the 'Hands To Myself' beauty would charge! (Picture: Instagram)
The cost of getting Beyonce to perform 5 songs? Well she once charged $1million dollars to sing at a private New Years Eve bash in St Barts... then donated the money to charity. What a saint! (Pic: Beyonce.com)
Can't quite afford Mrs Carter? Why not take her husband for half the price? Bargain!
Fancy getting a bit of 'Baby One More Time' at your next throwback party? Save up a measly £300k and you could get Britney herself tearing it up in your front room. (Pic: PA)
During her 30th birthday week (because why would you celebrate for just one day?), Kimmy K made over half a million bucks in appearance fees at various clubs. If you can't afford her for a week, she's been known to appear at OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas for a paltry $300,000. (Picture: Instagram)
Remember when Kim K WASN'T the world's most famous socialite? Way back when it was Paris Hilton, and she could charge anywhere from $500,000 to three-quarters of a million! These days she's had to cut her price to a measly $100,000... poor thing! (Pic: Capital)
Oh the life of a Jenner/Kardashian... you can literally get paid to go anywhere... including your OWN 18th birthday party! Yes, the youngest of the KUWTK clan was paid a hundred grand to attend her own birthday party in Montreal, Canada. (Picture: Getty)
Fancy an hour with Chezza performing just for you? That'll be a quarter of a million dollars, please! (Pic: Getty)
Don't be fooled by the fact she's still Jenny from the Block, she's still gotta buy those rocks! The 'Booty' diva can demand a whopping $1.2million to belt out her back catalogue at private shows. (Picture: Getty)
Ready to 'Scream'? Getting Usher to bring those dirty RnB vibes to your next weekender sesh will set you back OVER a million dollars (but it'd be TOTALLY worth it, right?)
Ellie Goulding apparently charges a cool £122k for private appearances... we're tempted to pay that just to hire her as a personal trainer! (Picture: Instagram)
Madge has been in the business a long time, so it's quite right that she's able to charge a bit more than the rest of the pack. Back in 2008, a fan paid her a whopping $5million for a private concert in Dubai. (Pic: PA)
Got a spare $100,000 in your pocket and fancy adding a new element to your next Singstar party? Hire The X-Factor's Mr Nasty himself to come round your gaff and tell you "I didn't like it... I LOVED it!".
Or failing that, maybe you can just hire X Factor reject Wagner to perform 'She Bangs'. He'll do it for a grand, as long as you pay his train fare home. Bargain!