Perfect Ed Sheeran
10 October 2017, 17:53
It's a real thing, guys.
We’ve come to realise that there are actually quite a few people who really do hate chatting on the phone.
And you know what? That’s okay.
But there are certain things that you’ll only know if you're one of them.
Why answer the phone when you can text?
Does this restaurant have an email address? Twitter? Facebook? Can I reserve a table via carrier pigeon? OH YAY! I can.
It’s a decision you have to make everyday and everyday it’s hard.
I was… in the shower?
What is so important that you can’t put it in a text message?
Or better yet, why can’t I just find out via your Instagram feed?
“Hey, sorry, was busy. What’s up?"
“Hey, sorry, can’t talk right now. What’s up?”
Until someone else calls and the vicious circle starts again.
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