WATCH: You Will NOT Be Able To Un-See Ellen DeGeneres & Jamie Dornan’s 50 Shades Spoof

1 February 2017, 11:47 | Updated: 4 December 2017, 11:10

Well, this has been burned into our brains forever, thanks.

50 Shades Darker is just days away from being released, but we reckon this is even better than the real thing – Ellen DeGeneres and Jamie Dornan’s spoof 50 Shades parody will have you in stitches.

Taking on the role of a sexy Staples stationery store employee (with a totally believable cleavage… ahem), Ellen seduced Jamie with some interesting props including some sticky tape and a stapler… ouch.

Jamie – who’d recently shaved off his hair – was given a VERY realistic wig for the sketch – but the look of fear on his face as Ellen whipped out her hand-crank pencil sharpener was definitely genuine.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you – this can NEVER be unseen!

It's Getting Hot In Here And It's 100% Because Of The New '50 Shades Darker' Trailer