We Apologise On Behalf Of George And His Cheesy, Cheesy Wood Puns!

George Shelley Twig

So George saw one story in the newspaper, and then spent a good four hours writing wooden-based puns. We hoped he'd leave it at that... He didn't.

Recently, at the airport, a small, wooden twig appeared on the arrivals conveyor belt. This is PERFECT for morning conversation between Dave Berry, George and Lilah. They'd have a discussion as to why it's there; crack a few jokes and then play a song... Or so we thought.

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We could almost hear the gears and cogs whirring in his head as he came up with this...

That's right. He bombarded us with FAR too many tree-related puns. Honestly, we can't beleaf we let you hear those. GREAT! Now we're doing it too!

And we feel we really have to apologise after you lot started sending them in!

Don't worry - you don't have to hear those puns again... You should be oak-kay. (Seriously, someone help us, please!)

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