Laura Safe Falls In The Canal
Laura Safe is our newsreader. Laura Safe had a little accident in The Mailbox. We laughed.
Poor Laura Safe. All she wants to do is read the news. And this morning, all we wanted to do is take the mickey.
We couldn't help but tell the whole city about how she fell in the canal at The Mailbox yesterday.
The canal was icy, she was texting... It was the weather's fault really.