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29 August 2014, 14:40
Liam Payne is pretty much the dream boyfriend, but unless you're lucky enough to be Sophia Smith, you'll probably need this guide to his best BF traits...
Imagine - IMAGINE - dating Liam Payne from One Direction?! We can't even comprehend how many kinds of awesome it would be, but we've chosen just 9 out of the MILLIONS of reasons why it would be blooming brilliant in the form of Vine.
…even when it's a TOTALLY inappropriate time. Cheeky little BRIT awards red carpet tipple? Sure.
Standing on the sidelines watching 5-a-side is a WHOLE lot more fun when your boy and his mates look like THIS.
Yep, the boy should just never wear clothes ever. GO ON MR PAYNE!
Mostly topless, or in a skintight wetsuit. We're cool with either.
All that boxing training is bound to come in handy, and if not, it's a great excuse to shamelessly perv on him anyway. Win-win.
Uh huh honey, SHAKE THAT THANG! Even the local Wetherspoons would look better when the Payne Train is on the dance floor.
We'd obviously make sure it was a much slower song and get a LOT closer. Because, rankly, you'd be mad not to.
Because if you're dating one member of the BIGGEST boy band in history, you're going to want to be sung to. Maybe not these two particular songs though…
LOOK at him. Just LOOK!!! He's so fine that looking at him makes our hearts hurt a little. How is it fair for one man to have this much hotness?