Too Good At Goodbyes Sam Smith Download 'Too Good At Goodbyes' on iTunes
24 July 2014, 10:26
Are YOU compatible to be the future Mrs Tomlinson? These handy Vines will tell you what you need to do/be/like, with the use of PROPER SCIENCE. (Kind of..)
We'd definitely take any of One Direction as our future husband, but if you're looking to date Louis Tomlinson, there are certain criteria that you'll have to meet to snag this particular 1D hotty. Well, you DO want to have the best chance to catch his eye, right? We've used ACTUAL SCIENCE* and everything…
(*No real scientists were harmed in the making of this guide)
Salad munchers need not apply, Louis LOVES a good old cheesy slice of pizza - and if you do too, we reckon you're onto a winner! (You may have to fight Jennifer Lawrence off first, though.)
We know - SUCH a chore, right? We'd brave the sidelines in the rain if our local Sunday League team looked like THIS. Louis loves football, so you'd probably have to (at least pretend) to like it too.
Don't forget, you would be dating the KING of sass himself - so it's probably going to help if you can give as much sass as you get.
Seriously, if you can't take the sass, you need to get out of the kitchen ASAP.
If you want to be 'Ridin' Dirty' with The Tommo, you need to be aware that it MAY well be in a shopping trolley.
Just IMAGINE this little face popping up where you least expect it. It's the stuff dreams are made of.
Louis Tomlinson yelling that he loves you in public spaces? People would pay a LOT of money for the privilege.
As if you need an excuse to 'Wiggle' with The Tommo?
Even if songs like this should NEVER be inflicted on the ears of humans again.
Bottle of water on the toe, anyone? Louis is a bit of a prankster, so you'd better be on your guard at all times if you're dating the Tomlinson.
(Well, we had to shoe-horn the crotch thrusts in somehow!)
Are you open to all of the above? CONGRATULATIONS! You're officially compatible with Louis Tomlinson! You lucky, lucky thing!
If you liked these Vines of Louis Tomlinson, why not check out Zayn Malik's secret skills too?