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The Capital Weekender With Ministry of Sound 10pm - 6am
18 November 2014, 14:08
They've got three Vodafone Big Top 40 #1s between them, and a HUGE slot at the #CapitalJBB to look forward to. Now, we investigate just WHY Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne are so much cooler than us.
Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne have been lighting up the charts this year with their dance tunes, but aside from that we can never quite deal with just HOW COOL all of them are.
Do you feel the same? Yep, of course you do. So to make us all feel better (or slightly worse, we guess), here's all the reasons WHY Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne are so much cooler than us all.
'Rather Be' stuck it out on the top spot for four entire weeks, 'My Love' (Jess's collaboration with Route 94) landed it for two and 'Real Love', Clean Bandit and Jess's latest track just debuted at #1 this week.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
WE ARE SO JEALOUS WE WANT TO BE FIFTH MEMBER.
Like, AS A FASHION CHOICE. Who needs a phone or keys when you can just bring your pet goldfish instead?
Casual. We totes wear this to the supermarket, FYI.
Everyone knows being named after a place makes you instantly 80% cooler.
He plays the violin. In the sea. CASE CLOSED.
Dead classy, that.
Which is the main sign of cool-ness really, innit.
Yep, that includes Glastonbury. And that alone makes them about 40 times cooler than us.
Well, there you have it. Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne, you lot are the coolest bunch around. Congrats.