Freak of the Week Krept & Konan Feat. Jeremih
25 November 2014, 14:17
It's time to start learning how to make phone calls with your feet if you want to be in Queen Bey's gang.
With Beyonce's platinum edition of her self titled album released yesterday, we thought it was about time to help you out in your pursuit to become one of Bey's nearest and dearest.
It's not going to be easy people, expect to be tested to the LIMIT. But just remember, by the end of it you'll have all the tools you need to become BFFs with one of the world's biggest stars.
Things may get awkward when you are playing Angry Birds on the train.
When Bey gets out the chair, it's time to start taking notes.
What you might not realise is that this is how Mrs Carter-Knowles gets from A-B. Time to invest in some new kneepads.
You may start as the girl kneeling down and rubbing her head but soon enough you'll be promoted through the ranks and stand next to the Queen.
Keep some painkillers in the front pouch of your Y-fronts for the oncoming headache.
But seriously, even if you are just going to the shops to get some milk, you HAVE to walk like this.
Just be pleased your not playing Kerplunk.
Extra tip: Only Beyonce is allowed to wear socks.
Expect a few kicks to the head on your first Christmas as Beyonce's BFF.
Let's be honest, you'd rather it be Beyonce as opposed to that creepy guy who always seems to get on the same carriage as you on your train journey to work.