Symphony Clean Bandit Feat. Zara Larsson
2 August 2014, 07:00
From rainbows to nipples - Ashton Irwin's most random moments in the form of Vine.
Only a purple spotted unicorn could possibly be more random than 5 Seconds of Summer's Ashton Irwin.
The fittest drummer ever (probably) also has the laugh of a schoolgirl and more hip wiggle than Shakira and Rihanna rolled into one.
We took on the laborious task of looking through thousands of six-second videos of Ashton's lovely, lovely face to bring you his most random Vines. Well, someone HAD to do it!
Seriously, has any other human being ever got this much unadulterated JOY out of a rainbow before? We don't think so.
Is there anything better than a man fully committed to a good old ROFL? We'd LOVE to see what he does for a LMAO...
Oooh yeah honey, you've got that model walk DOWN!
This isn't random, this is just good sense.
We like chocolate milk, and we also like Ashton. We can totally get on board with all of this.
Who needs exercise, eh? We'll come and sit with you if you like?
The classic 'rock hands' have been given an all-new make-over…
You'd still be in his actual bedroom though, so we'd chalk that up as a MASSIVE win.
WARNING: This does contain a very rude word, but we like to think his nip nips make up for the potty mouth. In any case, we LOVE the fact his clothes don't cover much of his bod.
We love his funky moves, and the added Hazza definitely doesn't hurt! Two of the hottest pop stars IN THE WORLD in one clip? Yeah baby.
There's definitely something hypnotic about this hip action…
…and his laugh sounds like a little elf hyped up on sugar. Adorbs.
Yeah… he might need to re-listen to those Rosetta Stone CDs, actually… Nice hat though!
We love your enthusiasm for the lights…